“You Park Like Your Ass!” Courtesy Card

Ever had someone park so close you needed acrobatics just to reach your own driver’s seat? This credit‑card‑sized 3D print is the perfect non‑confrontational, zero‑time‑wasted way to let them know.

This model is a simple, durable card designed to slide neatly under a wiper blade. It delivers a clear, humorous message: “You park like your ass!” — a light‑hearted nudge for drivers who treat parking bays like abstract art.

Why This Exists

Because sometimes you don’t have the time (or the patience) to wait for the mystery parker to return. This card does the talking for you — politely, firmly, and with just enough attitude to make them think twice next time.

Recommended Print Settings

• Material: PETG (ideal for heat, sun, and glove‑box durability)

• Layer Height: 0.2 mm

• Infill: 15%

• No supports needed

• Print Time: Fast — perfect for batch printing

Community Bonus

The beauty of PETG is that this card can survive many hand‑offs. When the recipient inevitably meets their next questionable parker, they can pass the card forward A chain reaction of better parking awareness, one wiper blade at a time.

Use Case

Slip it under a wiper. Walk away smiling. Let the card do the rest.

“You Park Like Your Ass!” Courtesy Card

0.2mm layer, 2 walls, 15% infill